tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78317742024-03-23T13:55:03.603-04:00Does Anybody Give A Damn?Being Black & Evil & Keepin' it Real Since 1961deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.comBlogger310125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-23657341988614800062013-01-30T00:57:00.002-05:002013-01-30T00:57:25.502-05:00It's always good to think things through (No, really).<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="http://madamenoire.com/260148/the-real-ill-na-na-woman-puts-poison-in-her-vadge-to-kill-her-husband/"><img alt="Don't Go There" border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BJ34EPGLWdE/UQi1hN4F2EI/AAAAAAAABoY/Kji-4MjSfmw/s320/DontGoThere.jpg" title="" width="215" /></a></div>
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">This story is reminiscent of Lorena Bobbitt, only without the gore. I'm just saying,</span><b><span style="font-size: large;"> </span><a href="http://madamenoire.com/260148/the-real-ill-na-na-woman-puts-poison-in-her-vadge-to-kill-her-husband/"><span style="font-size: large;">some anatomical parts are especially bad spots to use for storage. And homicide.</span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></span></a></b></span></span>deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-76698667746257482522012-10-02T01:30:00.003-04:002012-10-02T01:30:49.952-04:00Lame, amusing, and very, very white.<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/j_-MsDSAW0Y" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-4390813469515113422012-08-02T02:02:00.000-04:002012-08-02T02:02:15.921-04:00When good desserts go bad<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="http://www.summitdaily.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=SD&Date=20120801&Category=NEWS&ArtNo=120739959&Ref=AR&Profile=1078&MaxW=550&title=1nd%20cash.%27%29+%27&P=%27+encodeURIComponent%28%27Special%20to%20the%20Daily%27%29%29;" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="239" src="http://www.summitdaily.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=SD&Date=20120801&Category=NEWS&ArtNo=120739959&Ref=AR&Profile=1078&MaxW=550&title=1nd%20cash.%27%29+%27&P=%27+encodeURIComponent%28%27Special%20to%20the%20Daily%27%29%29;" width="320" /></a></div>
'Tis a very shameful thing indeed. But this picture, as it appears, bears closer examination. It turns out a human was culpable for the theft and break-in, not the cheeky confection. The drama took place in Breckenridge, Colorado. <a href="http://www.summitdaily.com/article/20120801/NEWS/120739959/1078&ParentProfile=1055" target="_blank">Read about it here</a> (but you might want to eat something first).deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-1357025542536834472012-07-24T00:26:00.001-04:002012-07-24T00:26:01.942-04:00Hamsters + Art = Love.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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This is brilliant. Possibly beyond brilliant. It showcases hamsters in various still life representations <b><a href="http://www.featureshoot.com/2012/07/still-life-with-hamsters/" target="_blank">right here</a></b>. The genius artist behind this work is <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/80228927@N05/" target="_blank"><b>Elena Eremina</b></a>, who allows her pet hamsters to go free-range after her family turns in for the night. <br />
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I wish I'd thought of this. deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-16866093456417095682012-06-16T01:48:00.003-04:002012-06-16T01:52:38.563-04:00Can't get that taste out of my mouth...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i><a href="http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/06/15/cooked-squid-inseminates-womans-mouth/?fb_ref=abc-fb-recs" target="_blank">That's just plain nasty. </a></i></div>
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Engaging in <i><b>oral with squid</b></i>, whether cooked or raw, is <i><b>never a good idea</b></i>. Unfortunately, a 63-year old woman in South Korea found out the <i><b>hard</b></i> way, after being violated by her meal. <b> <i><a href="http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/06/15/cooked-squid-inseminates-womans-mouth/?fb_ref=abc-fb-recs" target="_blank">Read the whole sordid story right here...</a></i></b>deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-67905680615354761532011-09-10T03:59:00.003-04:002011-09-10T04:17:46.515-04:00Are we not geeks?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://enjoytherandom.com/when-to-whip-it/"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 293px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Pos8SSATQYI/TmsZJLO6-LI/AAAAAAAABV4/d0-pFllXPNI/s400/whip_it_good.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5650637802891311282" border="0" /></a>deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-35309057160883549012011-02-21T02:59:00.003-05:002011-02-21T03:06:53.417-05:00Inmate Had Condom Stuffed With 30 Items Crammed Up His Anus<span style="font-size:130%;"><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/sarasota/cops-inmate-had-condom-stuffed-30-items-crammed-his-anus"></a></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >...Including: </span><br /><br />* 1 cigarette</span> <p><span style="font-size:130%;">* 6 matches</span></p> <p><span style="font-size:130%;">* 1 flint</span></p> <p><span style="font-size:130%;">* 1 empty syringe with eraser over needle</span></p> <p><span style="font-size:130%;">* 1 lip balm container</span></p> <p><span style="font-size:130%;">* 1 condom</span></p> <p><span style="font-size:130%;">* 1 CVS receipt</span></p> <p><span style="font-size:130%;">* 1 paper coupon*</span></p><p><span style="font-size:130%;">* And much, much, much, more!!!<br /></span></p><p>Courtesy of our friends at <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://thesmokinggun.com/"><span style="font-style: italic;">The Smoking Gun</span></a>.<br /></p><p><span style="font-size:130%;">Someone seriously needs to hip this guy to the reality that <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">his poop chute is not a clown car</span>.<br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size:130%;">That is all...</span></p><p><span style="font-style: italic;">* Really?</span><br /></p>deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-80778712727843624482010-10-30T22:02:00.001-04:002010-10-30T22:04:57.011-04:00Actually, I could use a bird like this.<iframe frameborder="no" width="480" height="270" scrolling="no" src="http://www.theonion.com/video_embed/?id=18345"></iframe><br /><a href="http://www.theonion.com/video/bird-hunted-to-near-extinction-due-to-infuriating,18345/" target="_blank" title="Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call">Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call</a>deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-89288515584629329952010-08-30T21:11:00.002-04:002010-08-30T21:14:44.100-04:00I'm embarrassed for this young man.<span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: georgia;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;">But whatever you do, don't...</span></span><br /><br /><object style="background-image: url("http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/jhcOWmjSBlg/hqdefault.jpg");" height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jhcOWmjSBlg?fs=1&hl=en_US"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jhcOWmjSBlg?fs=1&hl=en_US" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"></embed></object>deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-85752185940383539882010-08-13T02:45:00.000-04:002010-08-13T02:45:29.068-04:00This Old Whore House<object style="background-image:url(http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/zZO42d27vOg/hqdefault.jpg)" width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zZO42d27vOg?fs=1&hl=en_US"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zZO42d27vOg?fs=1&hl=en_US" width="425" height="344" allowScriptAccess="never" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object>deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-10539386722153425372010-08-13T02:27:00.000-04:002010-08-13T02:30:43.450-04:00Try the triple dub!<object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_85bd6f85f7" width="512" height="328"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf"><param name="flashvars" value="key=85bd6f85f7"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed flashvars="key=85bd6f85f7" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_85bd6f85f7" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="512" height="328"></embed></object><div style="text-align: left; font-size: x-small; margin-top: 0pt; width: 512px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/85bd6f85f7/white-women-s-workout" title="from slimchev007">White Women's Workout</a> - watch more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" title="on Funny or Die">funny videos</a></div>deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-78700643069458389842010-07-21T15:25:00.000-04:002010-07-21T15:25:16.512-04:00My Vagina Is What???<object style="background-image:url(http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/FgvOy69bJwI/hqdefault.jpg)" width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FgvOy69bJwI&hl=en_US&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FgvOy69bJwI&hl=en_US&fs=1" width="480" height="295" allowScriptAccess="never" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object>deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-78224223372137726342010-07-21T15:22:00.001-04:002010-07-21T15:23:52.836-04:00I'm So Not Doing That.<object style="background-image:url(http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/bP_0dDjoW_o/hqdefault.jpg)" width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bP_0dDjoW_o&hl=en_US&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bP_0dDjoW_o&hl=en_US&fs=1" width="425" height="344" allowScriptAccess="never" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object>deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-27013681237978945222010-04-13T13:29:00.007-04:002010-04-13T13:39:27.610-04:00I Give It Two Snaps Up!!<object width="435" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ckGaShCWbcE&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ckGaShCWbcE&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="435" height="390"></embed></object>deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-53243662748636822052010-03-19T20:57:00.004-04:002010-03-19T21:11:45.338-04:00I always wanted one of these...<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/03/demonspawn_burn_it_with_fire_w.php">The horn, I mean</a>. Not the elderly Chinese woman.<br />But hey, <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/03/demonspawn_burn_it_with_fire_w.php">it's all good.<br /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/03/demonspawn_burn_it_with_fire_w.php"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 450px; height: 462px;" src="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/03/09/horn-3.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">And what the hell is she chewing on, anyway?</span><br /></div>deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-45372630609483349262010-03-06T23:49:00.002-05:002010-03-06T23:55:51.144-05:00Someone is stealing your life.<span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ten years later, </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.lycaeum.org/mv/M2/ventura.html">has anything really changed...?</a></span>deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-18607351159138157832010-02-17T23:04:00.002-05:002010-02-18T00:37:38.796-05:00I think I used to work here.<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" id="viddler_11a973a0" width="437" height="370"><param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/player/11a973a0/"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.viddler.com/player/11a973a0/" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" name="viddler_11a973a0" width="437" height="370"></embed></object><br />For those of you who are looking for the<span style="font-weight: bold;"> BBC Documentary links</span> I mentioned at the <span style="font-weight: bold;">February 17 Montreal Knits</span> gathering, here they are:<br /><br /><a href="http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/my-penis-and-everyone-elses/"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">My Penis & Everyone Else's </span></a><br /><a href="http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/perfect-vagina/"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">The Perfect Vagina</span></a><br /><br />N.B.: They're graphic, so if you're trying to dine on a plate of ziti while watching, you may want to look away or put the fork down.deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-56067416456885003302010-02-14T02:37:00.001-05:002010-02-14T02:38:30.304-05:00Wait for it...<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="437" height="333" id="viddler_cda984c3"><param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/player/cda984c3/" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.viddler.com/player/cda984c3/" width="437" height="333" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" name="viddler_cda984c3"></embed></object>deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-87061994649243958702010-01-13T15:23:00.002-05:002010-01-13T15:50:19.551-05:00"A Tribute to La'Taniana'Bo'Vanashrianiqualiquanice."<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><object height="350" width="425"><param value="http://youtube.com/v/pCdmiZyyGjQ" name="movie"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://youtube.com/v/pCdmiZyyGjQ" height="350" width="425"></embed></object></p><p>My personal favorite: "Guuuuurrrrrrlllll..."</p><p>Runner up: "Elephanisha."</p><p>This is rife with stereotypes, wrong in so many ways...and utterly hilarious. Enjoy!<br /></p></div>deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-66658563271641517442009-12-03T00:03:00.001-05:002009-12-03T00:06:01.951-05:00Oh.My.Goodness.<object id="ce_91442716" width="400" height="300" data="http://current.com/e/91442716/en_US"><param name="movie" value="http://current.com/e/91442716/en_US"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://current.com/e/91442716/en_US" width="400" height="300" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" ></embed></object>deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-82979096692292587672009-11-21T00:57:00.000-05:002009-11-21T00:57:41.394-05:00Ex-Posed! Man Winds Up Nude On Facebook - Omaha News Story - KETV Omaha<a href="http://www.ketv.com/news/21669903/detail.html#COMMENTTOP">Ex-Posed! Man Winds Up Nude On Facebook - Omaha News Story - KETV Omaha</a><br /><br />Make sure you check out the entire video, all the way to the end. And now, excuse me while I laugh uncontrollably. Thank you.deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-28006542489893495022009-06-27T16:58:00.001-04:002009-06-27T16:58:59.617-04:00Whole lotta fisting goin' on...<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/1D8lj3dg5-o' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/1D8lj3dg5-o'/></object></p><p>I likes. I likes.</p></div>deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-3688263271969653442009-06-24T18:56:00.002-04:002009-06-24T19:03:41.468-04:00A Fat Bitch Like Me Does NOT Need Competition!<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><object width="425" height="350"><param value="http://youtube.com/v/_J7WQSWf_kU" name="movie"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://youtube.com/v/_J7WQSWf_kU" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><p>Say it, sista...<br /></p></div>deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-40433796525177551442009-05-14T18:17:00.001-04:002009-05-14T18:20:22.869-04:00Dalida's New Bruthaz<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1Q_IZPQhe0I/SgyYvZFe7nI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/AwdwhJzYSKE/s1600-h/Najee%2BFlavio2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1Q_IZPQhe0I/SgyYvZFe7nI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/AwdwhJzYSKE/s400/Najee%2BFlavio2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335807598482353778" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;">Najee is on the left, while Flavio is on the right. </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;">Aren't they precious?</span><br /></div>deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7831774.post-4622105358973058972009-05-05T20:24:00.001-04:002009-05-05T20:24:09.054-04:00Ooooh-weee.<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/8RbUKU1rCaE' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/8RbUKU1rCaE'/></object></p><p>'Tis a sad sad thing when the furries get it more than you do. </p></div>deawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15847761611150689095noreply@blogger.com1