Dalida's New Bruthaz

Najee is on the left, while Flavio is on the right.
Aren't they precious?

Ooooh-weee.

'Tis a sad sad thing when the furries get it more than you do.

No Shame.

It's worth squinting to read the rude subtitles. Enjoy!

The Countdown Begins...

Re: Worst Commercial Ever - Reprised

No Freaking Comment.

Ohmygawd...ohmygawd...ohmygawd...

Personally, I don't recommend taking this so-called expert's advice. At all. Under any circumstance. No, really. Geez!

Mid-Winter Amusement

...designed to create a certain 'warmth'...

Deep Social Commentary du jour...

"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly,
& many more...

We Rogues of Wool

Referred to me by the Fabulous Erin Clark, consider this your New Years gift...and enjoy!

On the verge of taking a funky adventure...

...into the abyss, which is otherwise known as Omaha, I post with a heavy heart. You see, the days of wine and roses are about to turn into those of flat beer and soda crackers. When I get where I am supposed to be, I'll post again. As for now, I have a hella lotta shit to stuff into a single suitcase (thanks for nothing, United!!)

As for my time icitte à Montréal, I was here for a good time, not a long time..and it went by much too fast.

Catch you on the flip side, my sistas.

- d.

A Friendly Reminder.

Sarah Silverman is so awesome. She actually said Barack Obama is circum-super-sized.  (I wish I'd thought of that!)  And this time, she's right on target--so watch and learn!!

Is this supposed to be a surprise or something??

You Are Miss Piggy

A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it. You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less. You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way. Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!

The Muppet Personality Test

Sad but true...

From the brilliant mind behind

 ph33r and loathing.

Tony, Old School Locking Across The Floor (to Jimmy 'Bo' Horne).

Simply brilliant.

In honor of 'Back to School'...

See the horror of Science Fairs, kids going through 'that awkward phase,' and the mayhem that ensues with the misuse of Photo Shop courtesy of those wags at Something Awful.com

Escape from Omaha

Please note: if you're looking for me, but can't find me, it's because I have run away back to a place where I can afford to be sick, and buy medicine for my various and sundry conditions. Until I'm re-established, I will have limited internet access, and may appear to have gone underground. That's only partially true...

If you're affiliated with Montreal Knits, brace yourself for my return!

If you're stuck out on the plains, it's been fun, but I had to save my own damn self. See you whenever. Meanwhile, stay tuned for developments as soon as I can post them.

One,
-d.

Update: State of the World

Just when you thought it was safe to display oversized dog dung for the public to admire...

...shit happens.

Who needs the Olympics when you have this kind of thing happening all around you?

Profane West Indian Videos, Part II

If you need a translation, ask a Jamaican (or e-mail me).
Proof of age required; restricted to those over the age of 18-ish).

Wait...one more thing:

This is dedicated to any and everyone
who uses public transportation. Thank you.

No, I'm not dead (yet)

I just blog as often as if I were. In the meantime, I have a few notes from the Land 'O Tornadoes that go like this:

This is not my house.

• Knitting and severe weather go together well, but only if you have a roof.
• The Mosquito festival continues!
• Dead manatees on your neighbor's lawn are a terrible way to start the day.
• I've really got to get-the-hell out of here, and I mean right damn now.
  
• Tom Becka's voice sets my teeth on edge--especially when he's trying to be helpful.
• Scott Vorhees seems kind of bitchy when he gets nervous.
  
• Shopping at the Bellevue Wal-Mart on a Friday night remains a freak show. (Checking out is even worse).
• Johnny Briceño is still hot.

That's all for now. More later. Stay tuned.