Can't get that taste out of my mouth...

 

That's just plain nasty.

Engaging in oral with squid, whether cooked or raw, is never a good idea.  Unfortunately, a 63-year old woman in South Korea found out the hard way, after being violated by her meal.  Read the whole sordid story right here...

Are we not geeks?

Inmate Had Condom Stuffed With 30 Items Crammed Up His Anus

...Including:

* 1 cigarette

* 6 matches

* 1 flint

* 1 empty syringe with eraser over needle

* 1 lip balm container

* 1 condom

* 1 CVS receipt

* 1 paper coupon*

* And much, much, much, more!!!

Courtesy of our friends at The Smoking Gun.

Someone seriously needs to hip this guy to the reality that his poop chute is not a clown car.

That is all...

* Really?

Actually, I could use a bird like this.

Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call

I'm embarrassed for this young man.

But whatever you do, don't...

This Old Whore House

Try the triple dub!

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My Vagina Is What???

I'm So Not Doing That.

I Give It Two Snaps Up!!

I always wanted one of these...

The horn, I mean. Not the elderly Chinese woman.
But hey, it's all good.

And what the hell is she chewing on, anyway?

Someone is stealing your life.

Ten years later, has anything really changed...?

I think I used to work here.

For those of you who are looking for the BBC Documentary links I mentioned at the February 17 Montreal Knits gathering, here they are:

My Penis & Everyone Else's
The Perfect Vagina

N.B.: They're graphic, so if you're trying to dine on a plate of ziti while watching, you may want to look away or put the fork down.

Wait for it...

"A Tribute to La'Taniana'Bo'Vanashrianiqualiquanice."

My personal favorite: "Guuuuurrrrrrlllll..."

Runner up: "Elephanisha."

This is rife with stereotypes, wrong in so many ways...and utterly hilarious. Enjoy!

Oh.My.Goodness.

Ex-Posed! Man Winds Up Nude On Facebook - Omaha News Story - KETV Omaha

Ex-Posed! Man Winds Up Nude On Facebook - Omaha News Story - KETV Omaha

Make sure you check out the entire video, all the way to the end. And now, excuse me while I laugh uncontrollably. Thank you.

Whole lotta fisting goin' on...

I likes. I likes.

A Fat Bitch Like Me Does NOT Need Competition!

Say it, sista...

Dalida's New Bruthaz

Najee is on the left, while Flavio is on the right.
Aren't they precious?