No, I'm not dead (yet)

I just blog as often as if I were. In the meantime, I have a few notes from the Land 'O Tornadoes that go like this:

This is not my house.

• Knitting and severe weather go together well, but only if you have a roof.
• The Mosquito festival continues!
• Dead manatees on your neighbor's lawn are a terrible way to start the day.
• I've really got to get-the-hell out of here, and I mean right damn now.
  
• Tom Becka's voice sets my teeth on edge--especially when he's trying to be helpful.
• Scott Vorhees seems kind of bitchy when he gets nervous.
  
• Shopping at the Bellevue Wal-Mart on a Friday night remains a freak show. (Checking out is even worse).
• Johnny Briceño is still hot.

That's all for now. More later. Stay tuned.