Is this supposed to be a surprise or something??

You Are Miss Piggy

A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it. You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less. You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way. Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!

The Muppet Personality Test

Sad but true...

From the brilliant mind behind

 ph33r and loathing.

Tony, Old School Locking Across The Floor (to Jimmy 'Bo' Horne).

Simply brilliant.