Inmate Had Condom Stuffed With 30 Items Crammed Up His Anus

...Including:

* 1 cigarette

* 6 matches

* 1 flint

* 1 empty syringe with eraser over needle

* 1 lip balm container

* 1 condom

* 1 CVS receipt

* 1 paper coupon*

* And much, much, much, more!!!

Courtesy of our friends at The Smoking Gun.

Someone seriously needs to hip this guy to the reality that his poop chute is not a clown car.

That is all...

* Really?

Actually, I could use a bird like this.

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