I always wanted one of these...

The horn, I mean. Not the elderly Chinese woman.
But hey, it's all good.

And what the hell is she chewing on, anyway?

Someone is stealing your life.

Ten years later, has anything really changed...?

I think I used to work here.

For those of you who are looking for the BBC Documentary links I mentioned at the February 17 Montreal Knits gathering, here they are:

My Penis & Everyone Else's
The Perfect Vagina

N.B.: They're graphic, so if you're trying to dine on a plate of ziti while watching, you may want to look away or put the fork down.

Wait for it...

"A Tribute to La'Taniana'Bo'Vanashrianiqualiquanice."

My personal favorite: "Guuuuurrrrrrlllll..."

Runner up: "Elephanisha."

This is rife with stereotypes, wrong in so many ways...and utterly hilarious. Enjoy!

Oh.My.Goodness.

Ex-Posed! Man Winds Up Nude On Facebook - Omaha News Story - KETV Omaha

Ex-Posed! Man Winds Up Nude On Facebook - Omaha News Story - KETV Omaha

Make sure you check out the entire video, all the way to the end. And now, excuse me while I laugh uncontrollably. Thank you.

Whole lotta fisting goin' on...

I likes. I likes.

A Fat Bitch Like Me Does NOT Need Competition!

Say it, sista...

Dalida's New Bruthaz

Najee is on the left, while Flavio is on the right.
Aren't they precious?

Ooooh-weee.

'Tis a sad sad thing when the furries get it more than you do.

No Shame.

It's worth squinting to read the rude subtitles. Enjoy!

The Countdown Begins...

Re: Worst Commercial Ever - Reprised

No Freaking Comment.

Ohmygawd...ohmygawd...ohmygawd...

Personally, I don't recommend taking this so-called expert's advice. At all. Under any circumstance. No, really. Geez!

Mid-Winter Amusement

...designed to create a certain 'warmth'...

Deep Social Commentary du jour...

"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly,
& many more...

We Rogues of Wool

Referred to me by the Fabulous Erin Clark, consider this your New Years gift...and enjoy!

On the verge of taking a funky adventure...

...into the abyss, which is otherwise known as Omaha, I post with a heavy heart. You see, the days of wine and roses are about to turn into those of flat beer and soda crackers. When I get where I am supposed to be, I'll post again. As for now, I have a hella lotta shit to stuff into a single suitcase (thanks for nothing, United!!)

As for my time icitte à Montréal, I was here for a good time, not a long time..and it went by much too fast.

Catch you on the flip side, my sistas.

- d.

A Friendly Reminder.

Sarah Silverman is so awesome. She actually said Barack Obama is circum-super-sized.  (I wish I'd thought of that!)  And this time, she's right on target--so watch and learn!!