My cousin Jimmy is a paramedic/fire captain. He was summoned to an address is a Jerry Springerish part of town. After the injured party was patched up, the resulting paperwork was addressed. The victim's son provided answers until one of the questions left him utterly confused. The resulting dialogue went something like this:
Paramedic: What's her first name?
Clueless son: "Uh....Mama, what's yer name?"
I swear to God I'm not making this up. At least he didn't say "Mama".