Actually, I could use a bird like this.

Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call

I'm embarrassed for this young man.

But whatever you do, don't...

This Old Whore House

Try the triple dub!

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My Vagina Is What???

I'm So Not Doing That.

I Give It Two Snaps Up!!

I always wanted one of these...

The horn, I mean. Not the elderly Chinese woman.
But hey, it's all good.

And what the hell is she chewing on, anyway?

Someone is stealing your life.

Ten years later, has anything really changed...?

I think I used to work here.

For those of you who are looking for the BBC Documentary links I mentioned at the February 17 Montreal Knits gathering, here they are:

My Penis & Everyone Else's
The Perfect Vagina

N.B.: They're graphic, so if you're trying to dine on a plate of ziti while watching, you may want to look away or put the fork down.

Wait for it...

"A Tribute to La'Taniana'Bo'Vanashrianiqualiquanice."

My personal favorite: "Guuuuurrrrrrlllll..."

Runner up: "Elephanisha."

This is rife with stereotypes, wrong in so many ways...and utterly hilarious. Enjoy!