It's always good to think things through (No, really).

This story is reminiscent of Lorena Bobbitt, only without the gore. I'm just saying, some anatomical parts are especially bad spots to use for storage. And homicide. 

Lame, amusing, and very, very white.

When good desserts go bad

'Tis a very shameful thing indeed.  But this picture, as it appears, bears closer examination.  It turns out a human was culpable for the theft and break-in, not the cheeky confection.  The drama took place in Breckenridge, Colorado.  Read about it here (but you might want to eat something first).

Hamsters + Art = Love.

This is brilliant.  Possibly beyond brilliant.  It showcases hamsters in various still life representations right here.  The genius artist behind this work is Elena Eremina, who allows her pet hamsters to go free-range after her family turns in for the night. 

I wish I'd thought of this. 

Can't get that taste out of my mouth...

 

That's just plain nasty.

Engaging in oral with squid, whether cooked or raw, is never a good idea.  Unfortunately, a 63-year old woman in South Korea found out the hard way, after being violated by her meal.  Read the whole sordid story right here...

Are we not geeks?

Inmate Had Condom Stuffed With 30 Items Crammed Up His Anus

...Including:

* 1 cigarette

* 6 matches

* 1 flint

* 1 empty syringe with eraser over needle

* 1 lip balm container

* 1 condom

* 1 CVS receipt

* 1 paper coupon*

* And much, much, much, more!!!

Courtesy of our friends at The Smoking Gun.

Someone seriously needs to hip this guy to the reality that his poop chute is not a clown car.

That is all...

* Really?

Actually, I could use a bird like this.

Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call

I'm embarrassed for this young man.

But whatever you do, don't...

This Old Whore House

Try the triple dub!

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My Vagina Is What???

I'm So Not Doing That.

I Give It Two Snaps Up!!

I always wanted one of these...

The horn, I mean. Not the elderly Chinese woman.
But hey, it's all good.

And what the hell is she chewing on, anyway?

Someone is stealing your life.

Ten years later, has anything really changed...?

I think I used to work here.

For those of you who are looking for the BBC Documentary links I mentioned at the February 17 Montreal Knits gathering, here they are:

My Penis & Everyone Else's
The Perfect Vagina

N.B.: They're graphic, so if you're trying to dine on a plate of ziti while watching, you may want to look away or put the fork down.

Wait for it...

"A Tribute to La'Taniana'Bo'Vanashrianiqualiquanice."

My personal favorite: "Guuuuurrrrrrlllll..."

Runner up: "Elephanisha."

This is rife with stereotypes, wrong in so many ways...and utterly hilarious. Enjoy!

Oh.My.Goodness.

Ex-Posed! Man Winds Up Nude On Facebook - Omaha News Story - KETV Omaha

Ex-Posed! Man Winds Up Nude On Facebook - Omaha News Story - KETV Omaha

Make sure you check out the entire video, all the way to the end. And now, excuse me while I laugh uncontrollably. Thank you.

Whole lotta fisting goin' on...

I likes. I likes.

A Fat Bitch Like Me Does NOT Need Competition!

Say it, sista...

Dalida's New Bruthaz

Najee is on the left, while Flavio is on the right.
Aren't they precious?

Ooooh-weee.

'Tis a sad sad thing when the furries get it more than you do.

No Shame.

It's worth squinting to read the rude subtitles. Enjoy!

The Countdown Begins...

Re: Worst Commercial Ever - Reprised

No Freaking Comment.

Ohmygawd...ohmygawd...ohmygawd...

Personally, I don't recommend taking this so-called expert's advice. At all. Under any circumstance. No, really. Geez!

Mid-Winter Amusement

...designed to create a certain 'warmth'...

Deep Social Commentary du jour...

"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly,
& many more...

We Rogues of Wool

Referred to me by the Fabulous Erin Clark, consider this your New Years gift...and enjoy!