In the event anybody out there knows this guy "Dave" who works at Keith's BP Station at 90th & Fort in Omaha, you have my deepest condolences. This guy is as useful as tits on a bull. He's so inept, he'd fuck up a wet dream. He's pudgy, has lousy hygiene, and whines incessantly. He has such lousy social skills, that he shouldn't be wasting his time in the 'service' industry. Instead, I recommend he try working in the civil service. Stupidity like his is genuinely appreciated by the US Postal Service.
What an asshole.