In the event anybody out there knows this guy "Dave" who works at Keith's BP Station at 90th & Fort in Omaha, you have my deepest condolences.  This guy is as useful as tits on a bull.  He's so inept, he'd fuck up a wet dream.  He's pudgy, has lousy hygiene, and whines incessantly.  He has such lousy social skills, that he shouldn't be wasting his time in the 'service' industry.  Instead, I recommend he try working in the civil service.  Stupidity like his is genuinely appreciated by the US Postal Service.
What an asshole.  
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