Okay, I think I can type now...

This is the short version, because I'm still suffering from PTSD when I try to discuss the whole debacle:

• AC (which now stands for Ass Clowns) finally deliered my bags chez moi.
• This, after they lost them IN DORVAL AT THE GODDAMN AIRPORT for three days!!
• I will attempt to make an appearance in Omaja, beginning Monday.
• Hopefully I will get to knit with my beloved knitting friends soon, because
• MY NERVES CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT MUCH LONGER.
  

And thank you so much, for voting for Taylor. It is the single bright spot in my PMS-laden, menopausal, mentally disturbed world.