18 September 2005

When life SUX.


Did you know...

that the three-letter code for the airport in Sioux City, Iowa is SUX?

It's true. And if you think that's bad, just be happy you don't have to live there. (Because, in reality, it does).

Famous Sioux Citians Include: Pauline Esther Friedman Phillips (Dear Abby), Esther Pauline Friedman Lederer (aka Ann Landers), Fred Grandy (Gopher from "The Love Boat"), and Jerry Mathers (as The Beaver).

Both Gopher and The Beaver from one piddly-ass town? Sounds like they have a problem with vermin. Who knew?!

2 comments:

anna said...

isnt dear abby actually a man anyway? or was that heloise...

deawn said...

No, Dear Abby has never been male--although her bouffant would have made a drag queen jealous. Heloise was a female as well, although her daughter has been giving out hints for a long time now. From what I could tell, Young Heloise is a female, as well. Although she is from Texas, she doesn't have big hair--just a lot of long, flowing, prematurely-gray hair.

Personally, I'd love an advice/housekeeping hint column by RuPaul. Her makeup is effing perfect.